Puns about pictures

40+ Best Photography Puns To Focus On

This list of funny photography puns is a picture perfect way to spend some quality time with your photography loving family.

Whether it's camera puns, picture puns, or photo puns, there's guaranteed to be a photography pun in here to make any budding photographer laugh!

Before you get started, here are some fun facts about photography: in 1826 Nicéphore Niépce captured and fixed the first photo with a camera obscura (which means dark room), in only eight hours! The first flash photographs were taken with actual little explosions caused to light up the scene (the true photobomb!). The first colour photograph was taken in 1861 but it wasn't until 1907 that the Lumière Brothers developed and popularised an effective way to use colour photography.

Digital photography, meaning photography without the use of physical strips of film, was developed in the middle of the twentieth century, and the first consumer digital camera was sold by Apple in 1994. It could only record eight photos, and you could not preview any of them!

Photography has come a long way since these times. The first photo published on the web was posted by Tim Berners-Lee, the inventor of the internet, in 1992. Nowadays, we take more photos in the space of two minutes than the whole of humanity did in the eighteenth century! We can even take amazing photographs with our mobile phones, reducing the need for small digital cameras to be a photography expert. Most people don't tend to print photos anymore, as you can take them, send them and view them on a single mobile device! However, printing photos and creating a photo album can be a really cute and thoughtful gift idea to commemorate an event or a person (particularly for a photography fan) for example.

Professional photography, however, requires lots of equipment and know-how: you need different cameras, tripods, flashes, projectors and lenses. A photographer can adjust the lighting, the exposure, the contrast, the brightness, the shutter speed and many other factors to make a photo look as good as possible! Digital cameras have dozens of settings and modes to create amazing photography. Most cameras and phones offer the option to do panorama photography, which allows you to create a beautiful view of landscapes and your surroundings. Because it's a process that takes several seconds, the start and the end points of a panorama photograph are captured at different points in time!

Now you're an expert on all things photography, it's time for some funny photography puns and camera puns!

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Funny Photography Puns

There is nothing like a flashy, funny photography pun to make children laugh out loud! Sit down comfortably and dive in to this collection of hilarious picture puns, perfect for photography fans. Will you find your favorite photography pun in this list?

1. I'm developing a new hobby: photography.

2. I saw two men walk into a photography shop yesterday; you would think at least one of them would have spotted it!

3. I think I probably have a photographic memory, but I'm just missing the film.

4. I know a guy who was arrested for stealing someone else's photos, but I think he was framed.

5. I came, I saw, I captured.

6. I heard a terrifying legend about the ghost of a photographer which haunts mountains nearby; it made me shutter.

7. A flash mob is just a group of gangsters who are not very good at photography.

8. Life is like photography, you have to use the negatives to develop.

9. Sadly I cannot pay you for your photography services, but I am hoping you will do it for the exposure.

10. The best place in the world for photographers is Va-lens-ia.

11. I'm going on a healthy living retreat with a group of other photographers, we're all going on a c-lens.

12. Ruining a photo is the easiest thing, I can do it with my eyes closed!

13. I wanted to go outside and take some nature photographs, but I was not in the right frame of mind.

Clever Camera Puns

If you are after a good photography pun, these hilarious camera puns are bound to make any budding photographer laugh and smile for the camera!

14. I have become a lot more optimistic since I have bought a digital camera. I can only think of positive points, there are no negatives.

15. Santa is a great photographer, he loves to take photos with his North Polearoid.

16. A squid with a camera is called a squid Go Pro.

17. If you don't know how a camera works, you really just need to look into it.

18. The first thing I am going to do with my new camera is take a picture of my cup of tea, it will be a great mug shot.

19. You've got to be careful with this particular photographer, he is really unpredictable. He's a bit of a loose Canon.

20. It is possible to make a camera blush, you just need to show it a film strip.

21. I accidentally washed my camera's memory card. Thankfully it still works, but now all of my images are watermarked.

22. I bought a reversing camera the other day, it's amazing! I've never looked back since.

23. I got a photo from a speeding camera through the mail this morning, but I sent it back because it was blurry and way too expensive.

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24. I may not be a photographer, but I can picture us together!

25. I don't know what my life would be like without my camera - I just can't picture it!

26. My dad always keeps his camera pointing out towards the river, he likes to keep up with current events.

27. I never want to see this photographer again: I want him out of the picture.

28. I tried to take a picture of some fog this morning, but I mist.

29. No one has ever been able to take a picture of a grizzly in socks or boots, but that's because they have bear feet.

30. They say a picture is worth a thousand words, which is why most authors are poorer than photographers!

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31. I had to give up my career in photography because I kept losing focus.

32. One of my friends is a keen photographer, in fact that's all she talks about, you can't shutter up.

33. If you want to become a good photographer, you have to put a lot of effort into it, you can't just wait and see what develops.

34. Old photographers retire in an old focus home.

35. My pet crocodile is a better photographer than me; he's a very good snapper.

36. Photographers can be really mean people: they frame you, they shoot you, and then they hang you from the wall.

37. Be careful with photographers, they tend to have mood swings. Sometimes they start snapping for no reason!

38. Photographers are like superheroes, they can freeze time.

39. The trouble with having nightmares when you're a photographer is you will keep having flashbacks of it during the day.

40. I was in a relationship with a photographer, but I broke up with him. I just didn't see it panning out.

41. Photographers are great problem solvers, they are really good at looking at things from a different perspective.

42. Famous photographers are particularly prone to getting ill. Their photos go viral all the time.

43. The photographer was knocked out by a giant wheel of cheese which rolled down the hill. Everyone tried to warn him, but he did not seem to notice!

51 Funny Photography Puns & Jokes For You To Focus On

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HUMOR

Marina Vasilyeva After Summer
Mikhail Yasnov We and the birds
Sergey Makhotin School stanzas
Vyacheslav Leikin Hypnotizerkalo
Sergei Makhotin Come on dad gives!
Sergei Makhotin Case in the elevator
Misha Semyonov A word about my teacher
Nikolai Krasilnikov Quarrel
Lyudmila Fadeeva Physical education test

After the summer, after the summer
I'm flying on wings to the classroom!
Together again - Kolya, Sveta,
Olya, Tolya, Katya, Stas!
How many stamps and postcards,
Butterflies, beetles, snails.

Stones, glass pieces, shells.
Variegated cuckoo eggs.
- This is a hawk claw.
- Here is the herbarium! - Chur, do not touch!
...I take it out of the bag,
What would you think?.. A snake!
Where is the noise and laughter now?
Like the wind blew everyone away!

Marina Vasilyeva

Elena Duke

I collected a backpack,
Did something wrong:
He is a weightlifter-strongman
It turned out on the shoulder!
Maybe don't take an umbrella on a hike?
Well, what if it rains?

Maybe an extra pillow?
Frying pan? Cot?
Maybe take out the iron?
Will the dress suddenly wrinkle?
...Maybe take dad on a hike?
Let him carry my backpack!

Zhenya came home from school and asked his mother:
- Do you have a New Year's card?
“No,” Mom replied.
- Dad, what about you? Zhenya asked.
- I think there is, - answered the father. - What for?
- And we were told at school that we need to congratulate our parents on the New Year!
And everyone laughed!

Valya Yachmeneva, Kholmsk, Sakhalin Region

In the storage room

Please accept for safekeeping
my bad mood
lessons to learn reluctance,
desire to talk nonsense
Ready to pay for storage,
Throw more for an extension,
and believe me - I'm unlikely to come to get
...

Sergey Pogorelovskiy

Idlers and Mondays

All loafers-loafers
do not tolerate Mondays,
the week begins,
from work and worries.
Desire of all idlers -
to live without Mondays,
with only Sundays
for a week.

Sergey Pogorelovskiy

On New Year's Eve, our class was assigned to hold a Christmas tree for the kids. We composed a short play, where Father Frost, Snegurochka and Baba Yaga participate.
And so the show begins. Father Frost (Vitya Ivanov) enters the stage and asks in a loud voice:
- Where is the Snow Maiden? Where did she disappear to?
The Snow Maiden finally appears. It was Masha Shaposhnikova, who did not have time to learn her role.
— So where have you been, granddaughter? Santa Claus asks again.
- Where, where, I taught the words! - the Snow Maiden answered angrily.
And everyone laughed.

Inna Chernovskaya, 5th grade, p. Upper Sloboda, Chernivtsi region

At the music lesson we listened to the waltz from Prokofiev's Cinderella. Serezha was not interested in this, he spun and interfered with others.
The teacher called him and asked:
— What were we listening to just now?
- Cinderella's Dance, - Seryozha answered after thinking.
— And what did she dance?
- Break!
And everyone laughed!

Ira Mutskaya and Katya Ryzhikova, Kostomuksha, Karelian Autonomous Soviet Socialist Republic

If it's a break at school,
So, a fight is a must!
Popov is tugging Petrov,
Koshkin Komarov is rattling,
Mosquitoes are already squeaking -
The new form is cracking!

And at the new break
I gave Popov Gene,
And the Mosquito attacked the Cat
And gave him a little.
That's what changes are for,
So that there are shifts in fights!

Rimma Aldonina

I thought...

Make a sentence
With the word "HAMMER"
A preschooler can even,
But Sidorov couldn't!
He was spinning all the lesson,
He was exhausted and sweaty,
And he wrote:
A hammer fell on his head!

Marina Vasilyeva

Karabas and 3rd class

Anything happens in life0050 Sometimes.

Karabas hobbles towards me.
And lame and sobbing
Barabas -
Bitter tears shed
He is from the eyes. Continued

Very scary story

Finishing the roll with butter,
The brothers walked along the alley.
Suddenly, from a nook and cranny
The big dog barked loudly

The younger one said: "Here's an attack,
He wants to attack us.0050 It immediately became clear to the brothers,
That for every walk
You must take with you ... a roll.

Daniil Kharms (1905-1942)

We pass birds,
Everything as it is, -
Structure, plumage,
And what, and how much they can eat,
Flight of them and the guy.

We pass the birds.
And they -
They fly over us,
They look at the school lights
And they don't know about us.

They live among thick branches,
They breed their chicks,
As long as the schoolchildren about them
They breed scribbles.

Now, if it were the other way around -
We flew in the wild,
Then they would fly all year round
We were taught at school:

What we talk about, what we crammed,
What we ate during recess,
Whom we fought ...
And we I wish they
Tweeted and sang!

Mikhail Yasnov

“Grammar,” Andryusha Krasilin boasted, “
I don't need to know: I play the violin!"
He invited Natasha to the string quartet
And he made four mistakes in the note.
The cleaners loved Seryozha very much!

On Tuesday, the physical experiment did not work out.
Apparently, the spring in the pump got stuck.
We all fell silent, and the physicist heard
How Lozhkin ate a bagel with a donut.

Fomin in the drama club d'Artagnan plays
Get into a pose. Throws down the glove.
And the grandmother picks up after him at home
Gloves and a sword, boots and a hat.

Today they wrote a test in the class.
I tried to open the textbook under the desk.
But the book was taken away, they were driven out of the class...
There are sad discoveries in life!

Sergey Makhotin

Hypnotizer

One wonderful hypnotist
Decided one weekend
Get younger, cheer up
And shave in front of the mirror.

But, scraping his jaw with a razor,
He slightly overdosed his gaze
And mechanically
hypnotized himself forever.

In vain daughter and son
They shouted to him: "Death!"

And here it is in the city museum
It has been standing for almost twenty years.
Rotoses are crowding around
And they are watching whether he is alive or not.

A Other hypnotists,
Laughing at this nonsense,
All the same, they look away from the mirrors
And grow a beard!

Vyacheslav Leikin

I found my father's school
A shabby diary
With a football table,
With a tour singer,
A page with a control,
Where the fat stake arose.

And I walked around happy -
The diary is so cool!

Sergey Makhotin

Elevator incident

Vitya was today
Upset and angry.
He got stuck in the elevator
And, crying, sat on the floor.
And kept re-reading the word "goat",
Which he had just scrawled...

Sergei Makhotin

A word about my teacher

The spring sun
Warms us all,
But it's warm at school
It doesn't come from the sun.

But from her -
Kind, smart, calm -
Teacher,
High worthy words.

I want to say
To all my children:
"How lucky we are -
Not two, not three,

And to everyone who is next to her,
Who communicates with her:
It's easier for us to study
And live more fun!"

Misha Semyonov, 7th grade, Cheboksary

Semyonov sent me a note: "Cow",
And I wrote: "Semenov is a goat!"
He is a new word, I am a new word.
But just then the teacher came up to us.

Pal Palych scolded us not very severely,
But he only said, taking us outside the threshold:
- As soon as you turn into people again,
Then come back to the lesson!

Nikolai Krasilnikov

Physical education credit

There was a physical education class.

Threes - only for me and Yura,
For everyone - four or five.
Even ashamed to remember,
How we hung out on the uneven bars
And laughed senselessly.

And Alferova Natasha,
And our beauty and pride,
That one was spinning on the uneven bars -
I wanted to look at her!
I decided to confess my love to her
Right here - why be shy?
And said:

Ludmila Fadeeva

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Two men are talking in traumatology.
— How did you get here?
Zaporozhets for tuning, he developed 300 km from me and the wheels fell off.
- Now I understand everything.
I'm flying on my Ferrari, then the Cossack overtakes me.
Well, I thought I was standing and got out.

Village boys talking:
— Hey, guys, how good it is here!
Run off the cliff into the sea, wow!
- Did you mean sloppy?
Well, when the tide, then pop!

A man comes to kindergarten for his son.
They ask him:
— Which one is yours?
What's the difference? I'll bring it back tomorrow anyway.

Two blondes are talking.
One speaks.
Can you imagine, we had one boy at school, he ate grass!
— Maybe it was sorrel?
Another asks.
- No, you were a boy!

Two friends meet.
- I heard you divorced your Nikolai. Why?
Well, would you be able to live with a person who smokes, drinks, swears, and even fights?
- Of course not!
Well, Kolka couldn't either.

The groom's parents came to the bride's parents.
— Does your daughter know how to do anything?
Oh, don't speak!
— And your son?
Oh, don't ask!

Today we will finally be alone!
A guy is talking to his girlfriend.
I bought three movie tickets.
- Why three?
To your mother, father and brother!

Mother calls her son on his mobile.
Son, let's go home already!
- Mom, I'll still play.
Don't you understand? I told you to go home!
- Mom, well, I'm a trendy DJ and there's a full stadium here.

Little Johnny tells her father.
— That uncle over there must be a teacher!
Why do you think so?
- Because before he sat down, he carefully examined the chair!

About love.
Dear, isn't it time for you to introduce me to your family?
- I don't even know what to do.
The children are now with the mother-in-law, the wife is on a business trip.

A man walks down the street and shouts.
- Fresh newspapers! New magazines! Funny jokes!
The buyer holds out the money:
- Jokes please.
A man puts money in his pocket and says:
- Well, listen.
The husband is returning from a business trip.

Two friends meet:
One is interested.
What's wrong with your face?
- Yes, I was here the other day at a wedding, so they broke it for luck!

A conversation between friends:
— Marry Kolya, he always knows what he wants.
No, I'd rather marry Petya, he always knows what I want.

Jokes about the surgeon

A surgeon enters the emergency room:
— Well, what do we have today?
Two mild cases, an accident and work injury, and one severe.
Husband refused to wash dishes.

Psychiatric hospital.
The best specialists arrived and gathered all the patients in the main hall.
And having drawn a motorcycle on the wall, they say:
- Whoever starts it, we will immediately write him out.
Everyone immediately ran to wind it up. But one remained and laughs.
Experts approached him and asked:
— Why didn't you run with everyone?
Because they won't be able to turn it on anyway.
- Why?
And I twisted candles from him.

A wife comes to her husband in prison.
Says:
- Look, the kids are starting to ask.
What, where is dad?
- No, where did you hide the loot!

Abram, you owe me fifty dollars.
- Okay, put it on my account.
Okay, I'll add another hundred to those.
- Why a hundred?
For opening an account.

Two friends are talking.
— How did you meet your husband?
It was so romantic.
Once I fell into the water and already started to drown,
— And suddenly some young guy rushed towards me and began to drown next to me.
And when we were pumped out, we got married.

A man comes to a restaurant.
He sits down at the table and puts a small legless dog in front of him.
Orders a bottle of vodka, drinks it and asks him to calculate it.
A waiter comes up with a bill.
- What is your dog's name?
A man with tears in his voice.
- What's the difference, call don't call, still won't come running.

Crocodile Gena says to Cheburashka.
- I look at you and don't know.
Whether to congratulate you on the twenty-third of February.
- Or with the eighth of March.

Man on the operating table.
— Doctor, have you forgotten about anesthesia?
Why do you need anesthesia?
You will see what I will do with you, you will switch off yourself.

Doctor help,
My wife does not sleep until morning.
- What is she doing?
is waiting for me.
Have the courage to have an opinion,
have the wisdom to keep it to yourself.

How many children do you have?
- Seven.
How old are they?
- Twelve, eleven, ten, nine, eight, seven and six.
Then we bought a TV.

I saw a pretty girl.
I say:
— Girl, can I meet you?
I don't meet people on the street!
- I had to drag it into the entrance.

Control is included in the train car.
— Preparing tickets for verification!
Here the passenger stands up and announces:
- Presentation of tickets is canceled due to technical reasons.
The next presentation is expected in about forty minutes.
— We apologize for the inconvenience caused.

At the maternity hospital.
I would like to name my son Piotr.
- Sorry, this name is already taken, please try another one.
The names Piotr2018 and Piotr2019 are free now.

In the doctor's office.
The doctor examines the patient for a long time, then with a thoughtful look makes a diagnosis:
— Well, my dear, the right lung must be removed.
But, doctor, it doesn't hurt me!
- It is necessary, my dear, it is necessary. Otherwise, the liver will not fit.

A father comes home drunk and tells his son.
Bring the diary quickly and I will check it!
And he lay down on the sofa and almost fell asleep.
The son brought the diary and pushes his father.
- Here, I brought it.
Brought, you say, father asks through a dream.
- Brought.
Open!
- Opened.
Pour it up!

Soldiers!
How many degrees does water boil?
- With a hundred!
Wrong! At ninety!
The next day:
- Comrade soldiers! At what degree does water boil?
At ninety!
Wrong! With a hundred!
- Comrade ensign, and yesterday you said that at ninety!?
That I mixed up with a right angle.

There are things that men can talk about all the time.
These are cars and women.
And there are phrases that have the same meaning.
- Cool! Just eats a lot.
Still, it's good when you're her first.
- You should have seen what I did on it yesterday.
Are you going to stall or not?!
Yes, everything in it is normal, here is the year of release, it would be younger.
- I need a new one, I'm sick of this one.

Humor jokes

Where do you get money from?
— In the nightstand?
And who puts money in the nightstand?
- Wife!
Where does she get money from?
- I give it to her!
Where are you from?
- I take it from the bedside table!

Night.
Husband and wife are in bed, unable to sleep
A neighbor's child is writhing behind the wall.
She:
- Do you still want to have a baby?
He:
— Yes, I want revenge!

Why are you in such a hurry to get home from work?
- Must cook dinner.
Is your wife at work?
- No, at home.
Sick?
- No.